kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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grassfire:

poorlittlecousin:

am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books

round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD

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hunnty:

Walk a mile in theseimage

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